The unthinkable has happened on my last trip. My unbreakable Birkenstocks Arizona have died. And they will be missed. You must realize I’ve been walking the earth for almost ten years with these beauties on my feet. My heart is bleeding. I’ve bought new ones, ordered from Germany even, but they’re not the same. They are travel virgins, which means they will give me blisters and frustration on my next trip to a warm destination. Ah well, first world problems, aren’t they?
Time to react